Dont go to France without reading this book. Have you been taken to what youve been assured is the perfect house deep in the French countryside, only to find theres no electricity or running water? And dont even think... Gone to the doctor with a nasty cough, and been diagnosed with a rather more personal complaint? If the answer to any of the above is oui, Talk to the Snail is the book for you.Find out how to get served in a restaurant; the best way to deal with French hypochondria; learn the language of love, sex and suppositories (not necessarily in that order); its all here in this funny, informative, seriously useful guide on how to get what you really want from the French. With advice on essential phrases and bons mots to cover all eventualities, and illustrated with witty real-life anecdotes, Talk to the Snail is a book that no self-respecting Francophile - or Francophobe - can afford to be without. Walked into an half-empty restaurant, only to be told that its complet?